Cars for the guy who's still in the closet

If you're gay, then more power to you. If you're not gay, maybe your car is a way for you to express all those repressed feelings?

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  • Any Saab Convertible

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    This stylish number is perfect for the gay urban-ite. It offers a bullet-proof drivetrain and top down motoring bliss. Plus, there's even a giant plastic bag in the trunk to put your flat tire in. Totally cool.
  • Audi TT

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    This is a perfect car if you're still "in the closet".
  • Ford Focus

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    The Focus is trendy and so 'now', making it a perfect fashion accessory for the hip gay man.
  • Honda Element

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    It's rugged and versatile, sort of like those pink go-go boots in your closet.
  • Hummer H2

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    This huge hunk of masculinity is the perfect cover for the closeted gay man. It's so brutish that none of you're straight friends will ever notice that you've never taken it off-road. Plus it's got loads of room in the back for antiquing.
  • Kia Sorrento

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    If you're still struggling with your identity, then pop down to your Kia dealer and pick up a Sorrento. It looks rugged, but still has loads and loads of style. Those in the "know" will know you're available when they see you pulling up in this bad boy.
  • Mazda Miata

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    Mazda's little boy-magnet hasn't changed a lot over the years. It's still small, cute and with the top down, it screams "I'm available".
  • Saturn SC

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    This stylish little coupe even has a back door.
  • VW Cabrio

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    If you're name is Brittany, that's fine, but if your name is Brian...
  • VW New Beetle

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    It comes in yellow and has a flower vase on the dash. If you're name is Brittany, that's fine, but if your name is Brian...